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Post by Sheltopolis on Aug 19, 2014 2:16:33 GMT -5
-Tacky bumper stickers -Shitty parking jobs -Facebook spammers -Rude people -When radio stations talk during the song -Slow internet -Slow cashiers -Rude waiters -People who talk during movies -Starbucks customers -Uneven shopping cart lines -Loud people -Cats -Slow drivers -Fast drivers
-Black people
-White trash -People who buy too many items at the express line -Snoring -Texting and driving -The Dallas Cowboys -Not enough outlets -Bird shit on the car -Spiders -People -When you bring food up to your mouth and it falls on your lap before you eat it -Subways -When people don't close my door -Barking dogs -Noisy eaters
-Fat people -Stupid kids -Tangled headphones -Smelly people -Conspiracy theorists -9/11 "truthers" -Democrats -Barack Obama -Celebrities -Dirty keyboards -People who ride their bikes in the road when there is a sidewalk right there -When people ask me to read something -When people send me dumbass YouTube videos they think are funny -People who quote memes IRL -Yellow lights -Red lights -Ghetto names -Men -Alarm clocks -Waking up early -Ignorance
-Humanitarianism -Skinny jeans on guys -CAPS LOCK -Girls who don't wear makeup -Whistling -You're vs. your -Hair strans on soap -Restaurants that give you ketchup packs instead of a bottle -Wifebeaters -Bad breath -People who refer to sports teams as "we" -Gangsters -Dog poop -Commercials -Tangled phone cords
-Anyone who isn't a straight white middle-class Christian man
Thoughts?
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Post by Titanshen on Aug 19, 2014 2:22:29 GMT -5
I would like to add -The Retarded -Arabs who wear too much gold and drive white BMWs like seriously dude you are such a stereotype -Christians who think gays are bad -Christians who think Muslims are bad -Muslims who think gays are bad -Muslims who think Christians are bad -Stupid religious people that say they're religious but like have never been baptized never have been to church and has sucked fifty dicks. -People with speech impediments. -People with severe acne.
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