Things that irk me

-Tacky bumper stickers
-Shitty parking jobs
-Facebook spammers
-Rude people
-When radio stations talk during the song
-Slow internet
-Slow cashiers
-Rude waiters
-People who talk during movies
-Starbucks customers
-Uneven shopping cart lines
-Loud people
-Cats
-Slow drivers
-Fast drivers
-Black people
-White trash
-People who buy too many items at the express line
-Snoring
-Texting and driving
-The Dallas Cowboys
-Not enough outlets
-Bird shit on the car
-Spiders
-People
-When you bring food up to your mouth and it falls on your lap before you eat it
-Subways
-When people don't close my door
-Barking dogs
-Noisy eaters
-Fat people
-Stupid kids
-Tangled headphones
-Smelly people
-Conspiracy theorists
-9/11 "truthers"
-Democrats
-Barack Obama
-Celebrities
-Dirty keyboards
-People who ride their bikes in the road when there is a sidewalk right there
-When people ask me to read something
-When people send me dumbass YouTube videos they think are funny
-People who quote memes IRL
-Yellow lights
-Red lights
-Ghetto names
-Men
-Alarm clocks
-Waking up early
-Ignorance
-Humanitarianism
-Skinny jeans on guys
-CAPS LOCK
-Girls who don't wear makeup
-Whistling
-You're vs. your
-Hair strans on soap
-Restaurants that give you ketchup packs instead of a bottle
-Wifebeaters
-Bad breath
-People who refer to sports teams as "we"
-Gangsters
-Dog poop
-Commercials
-Tangled phone cords
-Anyone who isn't a straight white middle-class Christian man


Thoughts?